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There has been a lot of talk about whether or not Mariah Carey’s boobs are real or not so I thought I would set the record straight.  Right off the bat they are real.  The reason I know is that a week before she got married again she called me up and asked if she could come over for a last minute romp.  Being the generous guy that I am I told her sure but she had to bring the wine.

Mariah got here late in the afternoon and immediately started ripping my clothes off.  I thought I was irresistible to her but come to find out she was in a hurry and just needed that itch scratched.  So I led her up to the bedroom and tore all of her clothes off and left them in a heap (just like she would soon be).  I told her that hurry or not I was going to spend some time with her big boobs since I had been infatuated with them for years.

She tried to hurry me up a few times but I just couldn’t resist rubbing and sucking on Mariah Carey’s boobs for hours.  I did give her a finger every once in a while to keep her placated but mostly I just took my time working back and forth from one boob to the other.  As I was rubbing and sucking her boobs I made mental note that they are in fact real as can be.

She finally told me that she couldn’t take it any longer and that she needed me inside her.  So I rolled over and just as I was about to give it to her better than she had ever had it before I freaking woke up.  Damn dreams will drive you crazy when they are as nice as that.  I can’t think of a dream I would rather have than one about Mariah Carey’s boobs.  By the way I really do think they are real.  But who knows?

Mariah Carey’s boobs